5 Most incredible Jokes

5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

Cricket 07

EA SPORTS CRICKET 07

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Gameplay

With the new option of select the gameplay difficulty in stars I started with '*'stars the game aftr 2 to three days became very easy to play in 10 Overs but difficult for 50 Overs. The game gets to difficult to play until you have a big mid-order partnership if its made then you might gain in points as your partnership made a base for other. The Powerplay facilty too is available and you have a licensed Twenty20 cup to play as well as a licensed World Cup schedule. Though the games easy but it's fun to play

Others

in game features are many and many But some drawbacks are EA has got licenship for the names, faces, likenesses and Stadia for 4 Countries other teams all have fake face, likenesses and names too but you can correct the names by going to MY Cricket and then squad mangement

The next is create player and I must say now when the've added loads of commentry names every one will get a commentry name near to his name.

The Commentry It's an OK job by Richie Banaud but flauless commentry by Mark Nicholas I Must say EA should add more commentrators

The Gameplay: 9/10 *********

The Others: 9/10 ********

Overall 99/100

FIFA 06

The Review:

FIFA 06 Germany Cup

*The Gameplay*

The gameplay is a solid won and you might think it's impossible to score a goal! but playing it for a week or 2 will make you comfortable

It's 3/5 good but lots to be done

*The Graphics*

The Graphics are improved and the players look the same as they were in the real game

That's 3.5/5 Still to improve

Overall 7.5/10 Make more improvements in d next

EA Sports NBA 07

US, November 13, 2006 - It can be difficult to measure the worth of a ported title to a newer, more powerful console. Inevitably, people will make comparisons to the previous version, gauging if the transition to the new system is any better (or different) than the original game or if any glitches or bugs have been fixed between versions. Most importantly, fans will want to know if they're missing anything by not buying the game again. In Sony's case, their first party basketball title, NBA 07 came out less than two months ago on the PS2 and PSP, and it's helping to lead the charge onto the basketball court for the PS3. But is this version of Sony's basketball title any better now that it's made the leap into the next generation, or should this game be benched for poor play?Getting Ready For the SeasonApparently, the athletes in NBA 07 paid attention in digital training camp when they made the transition from the current gen to the PS3. Simply put, both your teammates and your opponents are much smarter than they ever were on the PS2. Players now actively run their assignments as if they're actually playing basketball, closing down lanes and sticking tight to their man or their zone. A lot of the defensive issues, such as approaching an offensive player on an angle or immediately taking yourself out of the play on steal attempts, has been addressed. Now, your players will slide in front of the defender and either put a body on them or throw their hands in their face, slowing down or stopping fast breaks and making quick jump shots much harder. What's more, the AI will start to decipher what you like doing a lot faster than before, forcing you to change up your tactics during transition play. If you like perimeter shooting, they'll start doubling up on the wings, which will make you pass the ball inside

iPhone

• iPhone - Steve Jobs says today he is introducing three "revolutionary products" -- A widescreen iPod with touch controls, a mobile phone, a breakthrough internet communications device... All in one device.
New Apple device combines iPod, phone, internet communicator. "Revolutionary user interface." "Years of development." Touchscreen interface -- no physical buttons. Runs Mac OS X -- Apps, syncing, networking, multi-tasking, video, etc. Everything synced -- iTunes music and videos, Mac data, email, notes, etc.

1 Terabyte HDD coming soon

Seagate has been pumping out its 750GB hard drives since April 2006. Well apparently the company had enough of all the “when’s there gonna be a one-terabyte drive?” questions and sent out an e-mail to the media letting us know that a drive of that size will be coming in the first half of 2007.

Seagate’s 1TB hard drive will be our second generation 3.5-inch hard drive to feature capacity-boosting perpendicular recording technology, and it will use fewer heads and discs than similar-capacity products we expect to see from our competitors. It is clear that fewer heads and discs, along with our proven perpendicular technology, can increase drive reliability, and also reduce operating temperatures, power consumption, noise, and weight

A Super Computer

We have all been talkin about what are super computers I have a config. if it is put in a cabnate the computer will be be working faster than our eyes blink:

1 Thz (Tera Hutz) processor
Intel Core 2 Duo
3TBterabytes) RAM DDR2
100MRB(1024 TB = 1 MeraByte) Hard Disk Space
1024Bit 4d Accelarated Grafix Card with 1 TB vRam
Direct x 100 compatible sound card
USB 10.0 with 10 USB ports
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Now what's a Fast Modem?
1TB per second
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An updated Drive
Blu Ray Disk Re- Writable Drive
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Cost :
INR 50,000

I'm Sure you'll be waiting to buy it if it's available at that cheep cost

It's just a joke

Access at Modern School Barakhamba Road

We had Gaming 1st Round Today i.e 23rd December from 10 am to 1 pm there no announcement made for gaming till 1 pm Then we talked to one of the organisers they said "We had gaming prelims yesterday and now you can't compete". We were shocked so we talked to Mr. Gautam Sarkar the head of the event he said the organiser to let me play and after that on FIFA 2006 I qualified for the finals but just when the finals were going to start the organiser said I can't play the finals and After they talked to my sir they said me to play from quarter finals again and they had send one of the biggest gamer sitting there for my re-quarter finals and they had even given him the Gamepad as a result I lost 6-o. Isn't that cheating

Back with EA Sports Cricket 07

EA Sports Cricket 07 released in India

Here are some Screenshots

EA Sports Cricket 07 Coming Soon!

EA Sports Cricket 07 will be released on 24th November 2006 in India!

Download A Pakage

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games unlimited

I have now brought u some more games after the success of hit the dragon and circle fight now we have

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EA Sports Cricket 07

The release date for EA Sports Cricket 07 is announced the dates are as follows

1. India- 15th November 06
2. Australia- 16th November 06
3. UK- 24th November 06

The Wait is Over!

Now finally after a long term of the DECODE THIS quiz which started on 6th October 06 from day 1 their were 8 entries some through e-mails, some through comments and some through the chat. Wait for more fun to come on Virtuoso Vidit.

The answers are

1 Vidit
2. virtuosovidit.blogspot.com
3. iPod shuffle Clip
4. Zune
5. Zen Vision M
6. Electronic Arts
7. Counter Strike
8. Sims Pets 2
9. Need For Speed Carbon
10. Vista RC1

ANSWERS?

Well the wait is over now u don't have to wait any more for the clues and the answers
Search around the blog for some clues and try making answers.
And one of the biggest clue is in the Quiz Post
SEARCH FOR A CLUE!

DECODE THIS

DECODE THIS

Virtuosovidit.blogspot.cam has come out with its first computer quiz and these are no questions but toggle character codes decode them

Each code carries 10 points for correct answer and -10 for wrong
Results to be announced on: 10th October 06

Send your enteries before 12:00am 12th October

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Vidit

How's the new template

Hi!
How is the new template
isn't it looking gud?

It was my blog's birthday

My Blog virtuosovidit.blogspot.com completed one month on 30th september
This was founded on 30th August 2006
please give him a birthday gift by sending comments on each and every post!(rofl)
And a card by visiting it every day
I will keep a good health of it by updating it freaquently
And u can make it's birthday party by reading the posts carefully.
That makes it very happy

Hey it's WarP & Exun

This year WarP 2006 is on 11th and 12th October &
Exun 2006 is on 11th and 12th November
Isn't that a co- incident?
Can any one tell me when is Access 2006?
May be 11th and12th December!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol

Blu Ray Experience

VCDs DVDs and Now Blu Ray Disks
These were launched at the recently held IIF 2006 in Berlin
A Blu Ray Disk costs Rs. 1001
A Blu Ray Disk Player costs Rs. 45,000