5 Most incredible Jokes

5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

A Super Computer

We have all been talkin about what are super computers I have a config. if it is put in a cabnate the computer will be be working faster than our eyes blink:

1 Thz (Tera Hutz) processor
Intel Core 2 Duo
3TBterabytes) RAM DDR2
100MRB(1024 TB = 1 MeraByte) Hard Disk Space
1024Bit 4d Accelarated Grafix Card with 1 TB vRam
Direct x 100 compatible sound card
USB 10.0 with 10 USB ports
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Now what's a Fast Modem?
1TB per second
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An updated Drive
Blu Ray Disk Re- Writable Drive
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Cost :
INR 50,000

I'm Sure you'll be waiting to buy it if it's available at that cheep cost

It's just a joke