5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself